Finally.....

As you can see by the sheer number of new posts we have put up, we are just full of excitement!!!..... Yeah, right. We have just been going through the motions in our neck of the woods. That would be get up haul Carson to school, haul me to work, then all the stuff Daneen does while we're gone, pick up Carson, pick me up......you get the point. That's not really fun to blog about.
Thank goodness Carson can take something so NOT exciting, like a new pair of hand me down pajama's from cousin Brody, and make it the COOLEST THING EVER!!!!!

Spiderman, Spiderman..... (notice the web he's shooting?)


And of course, can't forget the jumping!!!

Just thought we better share something before some people start calling to make sure we are all still alive....hehe

-paul

Whats the Word...?

Carson is...well we aren't sure what word to use for him so maybe you could help us out. When he's talking and says something questionable Paul and I look at each other like "what was that?"


Here are some things that he's been saying and doing lately:

Carson:"Mom look at that cat over there"
Me: "He better not come over here he looks mean"
Car: "If he comes over here I'll cut him off" (He's trying to say "cut him up")

Carson wanted to go eat out last Saturday and Paul and I both told him we didn't have any money. So he told us that he had some in his Gatorade Jar at home(which consists of all nickels and pennies). We told him we needed dollars and that we didn't have any of those. So he says "Well you can use a credit card." What are we teaching our child?

At school Carson's class is learning about outer space and he's the only one who told his teacher that he wanted "to go to outer space to see the aliens." At school they sometimes serve sausage biscuits for breakfast. I asked him if he ate it and he said "No it was disgusting. there was a black thing (the sausage) on my biscuit." Two days ago he said "some boy pushed me on the playground so I choked him?" HMM?

Lately when were out driving around at night he pretends to fall asleep and when we try to get him out of his car seat he justs sits there doing a great acting job. He can keep it up for a full minute then he cracks a smile and starts busting up.

The other Sunday me and him were sitting in the Car waiting to go in to church, since we were real early and he starts talking about California. He wants to go to the beach. I told him someday soon we could go if we save up our money. Then of course he says again " I have money at home in my Gatorade Jar." I told him we needed dollars and so he said " Well maybe dad, me and you can go to dads work and the lady will give us dollars." This is funny because right before school started I had to take him to get his shots and afterwards we went to Paul's work to see him, because Carson was sad, and one of Paul's coworkers gave Carson a dollar so that he would feel better. SO now he thinks shes a source of cash.

THE BEST: Carson has an infatuation with old people. We were at the gas station and Paul was pumping the gas while me and Carson were chillin in the car and all of a sudden he practically yells "MOM LOOK!" So I look and I can't figure out what he's looking at and then he says "Theres an OLD MAN" "Why is he driving that truck.. cuz he's old?" Then one time we were at Walmart in the cheese section and an "OLDER" man was stocking the cheese and he was bald and all wrinkly. Well Carson happened to notice his neck and asked me "Mom whats wrong with that man's neck, is it broken?" Me: "No its just wrinkly" Car:" Cuz he's an old man, thats disgusting." And lately he's been reminding me that "Grandpa Kennedy is an old man." He'll get a golf club and turn it upside down and use it as a cane and walk really s-l-o-w-l-y. I ask him what he's doing and he say in his old man voice "I'm an old man" and then starts busting up laughing. Anyway just thought I'd share some of Carson's intriguing moments with you. Let me know if you come up with a good word for him.

-Daneen

Weekend Fun

I figured I had better put something up so no one starts thinking we have fallen off the face of the earth..... :) This past weekend we tried our hand at fishing. We went just below a dam since they weren't releasing all kinds of water. I finally got to shake the dust off of my fly rod. It was funny, the first cast I made I hooked a nice little rainbow trout. I thought it was going to be a great day of back to back fish. No such luck. It was slow after that and Carson was having fun throwing rocks and playing in the water. At least he had fun. I think he actually might have upset some other fishermen there, but hey, what do they expect right?

Me and My Little Shadow


Carson......being Carson


Silly Man

So yeah, we had a pretty good weekend and we are alive and well!!

-paul

What A Night!!!

WARNING!!!!!! WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS A RE-CREATION OF EVENTS THAT TOOK PLACE IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS OF SEPTEMBER 12TH, 2007 AT THE GERBER HOME. WATCH AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION....

*NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THIS RE-CREATION AND DANEEN WAS ABLE TO FALL BACK ASLEEP.....

Daneen thought it would be funny to re-create what happened early this morning in bed. You are suppose to be seeing the movie from my perspective....obviously. We thought it was funny, and worth sharing. Hope you like!!

-Paul

Quick Update

Alrighty, thought I would give a quick little update of what we have been up to. This past weekend (Labor Day Weekend) we decided to stay close to home. Our town was having a heritage festival and a car show so we went to check that out. They had some farm animals and some civil war stuff. It was pretty neat. Carson had a good time. Here are some pics from our day. Sorry if they aren't that great. I forgot the camera and had to use my camera phone.

Don't worry, the hair has been trimmed!


Posing by the "Confederate Camp"


Panning for Gold!


I think I had more fun panning for gold!!!

I also wanted to try something new (for me anyway). Carson learned a little ABC's song at school that he is constantly singing around the house. He is so cute just singing away when he's in the bathroom, getting ready for bed, just about anytime..... So, here goes.

Sweet Dreams

I know I'm not the only one who has nightmares. But I wanted to share some of the different types of dreams I have. #1 The annoying one: I'm driving in a car (don't know what kind) thats going fast. When I come to a stoplight I push on the brakes and they won't work. But somehow the light turns green right before I hit the car in front of me and nothing happens. When I come to another stoplight I try the brakes again and right before I hit the car in front of me I swerve and turn the corner really fast. I really do hate this dream. #2 I'm not sure if you could call this a nightmare but I'm crying the whole time in my dream because someone died. I won't go into details. #3 I'm having a crazy dream where there are a million things going on and I'm visiting a million different places. I have to go to the bathroom so bad so I keep using different bathrooms and never get relief. Long dream short, I wake up and really have to go to the bathroom. #4 Scary Dreams: I asked Paul and he didn't want to talk about his. HMM! Anyway, I usually dream about some creature chasing me or following me and I'm constantly hiding. These creatures have ranged from giant Bees to the girl from "The Ring." I really wont expound on that. Just thought I 'd share.
Feel free to share some of your dreams!

Daneen